Wide Awake and Dreaming :: Fan Fiction, fandom essays, and original fiction by Syrenslure

Sam Carter

Stories

Summary: Sometimes a girl just needs to relieve a little tension.
Categories: Stargate, Stargate > Stargate: SG-1
Characters/Pairings: , Sam Carter
Contents: Het,
Completed: Yes Word count: 1203
Chapters: 1 Read Count: 5743
Series: None
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[Table of Contents] Published: 06 Mar 2022 Updated: 06 Mar 2022

Kevin Smith said it best in Dogma (and no, I don't own him either, though he seems like a really cool guy)
"Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2)a desavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass.
Though it'll go without saying [this work is] not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone [...].
So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle [...], remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy [this].
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypi. We [here] respect the noble platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way.
Thank you again [...]."

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